Today, as a bonus for my hard work, my boss bestowed upon me a brand new iPod Video. It is a beautiful thing. Sleek, elegant, well-designed, and FREE.
Now I can join the millions of ear-bud sporting minions who traverse the surface of our orbital sphere daily, completely oblivious to the world around me, as I jam to digital recordings of the human races’ greatest musical triumphs
Like… Britney Spears.
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